Driver Ordered To Attend Arrow Literacy Course
By Brent Diggs on Mar 19, 2007 in Humor, News Lite, Satire
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Little Rock- This morning Randal Rufus reported to court ordered driving school. Unlike more traditional driving courses, this one focused on parking lots and directional arrows. “I never thought it made no matter which ever way I went in a parking lot, but now I know better,” said Rufus, who was joined by a dozen others at the class.
The course included instruction on identifying arrows, recognizing the direction of arrows, and traveling in the direction of the recognized arrows. Instructor Douglas Brown reports early success with his students, “They are not bad people, they’ve just never been taught proper parking lot etiquette. It’s an exciting opportunity for me, because I am not just teaching, I am helping to break the generational cycle of arrow illiteracy.”
All courses are two weeks long and advanced courses are also available covering dual direction aisles and shopping cart avoidance strategies.
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Ha! I love it. It reminds me of the mints that my wife buys that have little arrows on them. I always have to make sure the arrow lines up with my esophagus, because otherwise I’ll have no grounds for a lawsuit if I choke.
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Does Mr. Brown offer courses to directionally impaired men? I would also like to see a course in backing up procedures.
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You are crazy funny and my personal policy is to dislike anyone who is funnier than me. (I have a short Christmas card list.)
Thank you Sher,
This year the Chistmas card is on me.