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	<title>Comments on: Refund Offered For Unused Turn Signals</title>
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		<title>By: B Diggs</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com//news-lite/turn-signals#comment-45429</link>
		<dc:creator>B Diggs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a test of my new commenting system. This is only a test.

Nothing to see here citizens return to your homes.</description>
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<p>Nothing to see here citizens return to your homes.</p>
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		<title>By: skeet</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com//news-lite/turn-signals#comment-90</link>
		<dc:creator>skeet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 20:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And in the interest of further profit, the reconditioned turn signals can be sold to the folks who wear theirs out because they never turn them off. ;0)

Visiting from the Southern Fried Carnival and glad to be here. Thanks for the laugh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And in the interest of further profit, the reconditioned turn signals can be sold to the folks who wear theirs out because they never turn them off. ;0)</p>
<p>Visiting from the Southern Fried Carnival and glad to be here. Thanks for the laugh!</p>
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		<title>By: Cass Knits! Sweaters and socks and wool, OH MY! Yarns about knitting and family</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com//news-lite/turn-signals#comment-89</link>
		<dc:creator>Cass Knits! Sweaters and socks and wool, OH MY! Yarns about knitting and family</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Diggs presents Refund Offered For Unused Turn Signals posted at The Ominous Comma. It&#8217;s a witty poke at those who need it, and I really enjoyed [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Diggs presents Refund Offered For Unused Turn Signals posted at The Ominous Comma. It&#8217;s a witty poke at those who need it, and I really enjoyed [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: the skwib &#187; The Carnival of Satire (#68)</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com//news-lite/turn-signals#comment-70</link>
		<dc:creator>the skwib &#187; The Carnival of Satire (#68)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Brent Diggs presents Refund Offered For Unused Turn Signals. [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Brent'</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com//news-lite/turn-signals#comment-65</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent'</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Congratulations on your windfall profit. In the future however, you should leave all turn signal maintenance to trained professionals. Someone with your apparent lack of turn signal handling experience runs a high risk of wrist sprains and severe blinkey-trauma. 

Worse than that, no ER will even treat your injuries if you come in trailing turn signal spiderwebs. It's just too dangerous for them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congratulations on your windfall profit. In the future however, you should leave all turn signal maintenance to trained professionals. Someone with your apparent lack of turn signal handling experience runs a high risk of wrist sprains and severe blinkey-trauma. </p>
<p>Worse than that, no ER will even treat your injuries if you come in trailing turn signal spiderwebs. It&#8217;s just too dangerous for them.</p>
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