Carping Diem 007: Insert Caption Here

For the first time in recorded history, the amazing Doctor Harold Toboggans is speechless.

This is your chance to give voice to your concerns and even get the last word with our dear doctor, so don’t be shy.

Doctor Harold Toboggans-funny psychology and witty humor

If you have no idea who this glaring maniac is, you may wish to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here before attempting a caption.

But then again, you may not wish to. People are funny that way.

Contribute your best captions and a winner will be selected by the doctor himself sometime before next Wednesday.

Good luck.

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25 Comments »

Comment by Eddie Farnum
2007-04-18 09:17:07

“Why don’t you try this at home.”

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-04-18 09:29:39

How many times can we enter?

 
Comment by Brent
2007-04-18 10:00:23

Until your imagination runs dry.

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-04-18 10:16:41

Cool…

You threw us a curve ball with this pic…it’s going to be tough. Eddie is off to a good start.

 
Comment by E. L. Farnsworth
2007-04-18 10:20:57

Eddie Larry should try this at home - or work or anywhere!

How bout

“This is why I never wear a tie.”

 
Comment by rjlight
2007-04-18 10:44:26

“And then you hand the top of the tie to someone and tell them to pull”

Or

“Do you think this color goes with my eyes?”

 
Comment by Brent
2007-04-18 10:44:27

You’re looking good people, keep ‘em coming.

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-04-18 11:14:01

“As the father of Tobogganology, you can trust this ancient technique of high tribunal healing.”

“I don’t cure mental illness son, I create it”

Or

“Your progress can be measured by the square root of pointless”

(This is more difficult than I thought it was going to be, Brent makes it seem so easy.)

I need to brainstorm some more…

 
Comment by Dave
2007-04-18 13:29:55

Hey… does that guy have a cell phone camera? I’m the president darn you!

 
Comment by Harry L
2007-04-18 14:46:07

Dr. Toboggan was having difficulty deciding whether to attend the costume party as Van Gogh or Captain Kangaroo.

 
Comment by rjlight
2007-04-18 14:53:45

“I’ll have to hang myself like this if you don’t shut-up.”

 
Comment by Brent
2007-04-18 16:06:12

There is some strong competition here, but don’t quit now.

 
Comment by TDB
2007-04-18 21:59:09

Disappointed, Doctor Harold Toboggans realizes that autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t his cup of tea.

 
Comment by rjlight
2007-04-18 22:32:27

okay this is my last one in less I think of another one — it’s not that I want to win I just don’t want to lose.

“glkglkglllllkkkkkkkkkkk”

 
Comment by Roann
2007-04-19 08:46:13

“You WILL try analysis! Resistence is futile!”*

“Your sad story has me all choked up.”

*sorry — I couldn’t resist!

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-04-19 09:24:29

I’m with you rjlight…besides it’s fun!

“Just think of it as your contribution to MY mental health.” (Photo courtesy of the Tobogganological Institute of Higher Learning)

“Sometimes actions speak louder than words so feel free to hang around when our session is complete.”

 
Comment by Brent
2007-04-19 10:37:27

I hope that all participants have engaged in a thorough cerebral stretching regimen. I would hate for anyone to pull a hemisphere out there.

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-04-19 12:19:51

I just re-read my last entry and realized that it is probably a tad bit to literal an interpretation. Let’s remove that one! I should have done the proper cerebral stretching! Thanks for the hint Brent!!!

 
Comment by John O.
2007-04-19 18:55:37

it’s simple:

“Hang in there”

 
Comment by John O.
2007-04-19 19:07:49

or how about:

“Got the idea?”

 
Comment by Brent
2007-04-19 19:38:01

Excellent, let’s keep the momentum.

 
Comment by Lynn
2007-04-19 21:03:19

“…play dead until after your boss leaves.”

 
Comment by Lynn
2007-04-19 21:04:22

“If you had gotten it right the first time, I would not have to show you again.”

 
Comment by Lynn
2007-04-19 21:05:16

“The gene pool isn’t big enough for the two of us.”

 
Comment by DanDan
2007-04-23 23:04:53

“Grab, twist and pull.”

 
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