Carping Diem 007: Insert Caption Here
By Brent Diggs on Apr 18, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
For the first time in recorded history, the amazing Doctor Harold Toboggans is speechless.
This is your chance to give voice to your concerns and even get the last word with our dear doctor, so don’t be shy.
If you have no idea who this glaring maniac is, you may wish to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here before attempting a caption.
But then again, you may not wish to. People are funny that way.
Contribute your best captions and a winner will be selected by the doctor himself sometime before next Wednesday.
Good luck.
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“Why don’t you try this at home.”
How many times can we enter?
Until your imagination runs dry.
Cool…
You threw us a curve ball with this pic…it’s going to be tough. Eddie is off to a good start.
Eddie Larry should try this at home - or work or anywhere!
How bout
“This is why I never wear a tie.”
“And then you hand the top of the tie to someone and tell them to pull”
Or
“Do you think this color goes with my eyes?”
You’re looking good people, keep ‘em coming.
“As the father of Tobogganology, you can trust this ancient technique of high tribunal healing.”
“I don’t cure mental illness son, I create it”
Or
“Your progress can be measured by the square root of pointless”
(This is more difficult than I thought it was going to be, Brent makes it seem so easy.)
I need to brainstorm some more…
Hey… does that guy have a cell phone camera? I’m the president darn you!
Dr. Toboggan was having difficulty deciding whether to attend the costume party as Van Gogh or Captain Kangaroo.
“I’ll have to hang myself like this if you don’t shut-up.”
There is some strong competition here, but don’t quit now.
Disappointed, Doctor Harold Toboggans realizes that autoerotic asphyxiation just isn’t his cup of tea.
okay this is my last one in less I think of another one — it’s not that I want to win I just don’t want to lose.
“glkglkglllllkkkkkkkkkkk”
“You WILL try analysis! Resistence is futile!”*
“Your sad story has me all choked up.”
*sorry — I couldn’t resist!
I’m with you rjlight…besides it’s fun!
“Just think of it as your contribution to MY mental health.” (Photo courtesy of the Tobogganological Institute of Higher Learning)
“Sometimes actions speak louder than words so feel free to hang around when our session is complete.”
I hope that all participants have engaged in a thorough cerebral stretching regimen. I would hate for anyone to pull a hemisphere out there.
I just re-read my last entry and realized that it is probably a tad bit to literal an interpretation. Let’s remove that one! I should have done the proper cerebral stretching! Thanks for the hint Brent!!!
it’s simple:
“Hang in there”
or how about:
“Got the idea?”
Excellent, let’s keep the momentum.
“…play dead until after your boss leaves.”
“If you had gotten it right the first time, I would not have to show you again.”
“The gene pool isn’t big enough for the two of us.”
“Grab, twist and pull.”