Carping Diem: Resistant
By Brent Diggs on Nov 28, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
Like a linguini infusion, Doctor Harold Toboggans, is clogging your capillaries and filling the vacant spaces of your mind.
On the other hand I’m sure you’ll be quite proud of all the records you’ve set in pasta circulation.
“Fascinating. Once again you have demonstrated how nothing is ever truly idiot proof.“
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma. Like a herd of rabid flatulent badgers it is best to avoid eye contact with the doctor unless you have thick leather gloves and hopefully a better metaphor. Even then you should exercise extreme caution, preferably in a distant health club.
Learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here. Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in negligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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For a limited engagement, the Doctor is accepting cases at Humor-blogs.com.
Don’t hold your breath for a cure.
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Is that a broken tile in the upper right hand section of the photo? Wow, I think the good doctor needs to fix his broken tiles (figuratively and literally) before he finds himself in a leaky situation.
Hey Lynn!
Wednesday morning would not be complete without an insult from the “good” Doc.
How right you are, nor Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday.
Hey, Camille —-
“Capillaries”
hehe
Very funny! Ha Ha! (I write that with the greatest level of sarcasm possible!)
This is Brent, I can’t come to the comments right now because I am having a mental breakdown.
But once I sort out my new job, dress rehearsals, history test, and about 30 lbs of pasta in my veins, I promise to return your comment(s).
Would everyone please stop talking about veins!
Remember, DangerCouch Christmas next Thursday, Dec. 6.
If you are within 600 miles of Memphis you absolutely must be there.
or be square.
does this DangerCouch Christmas involve a linguini infusion because that would be well just weird.
I am sure that we could make provision if requests are made.
My advice is not to bring all demands at once.
Who takes the pics of Dr. Toboggans? Whoever it is, is a great photographer! Is Dr. Toboggans pleased with the pics? He looks so very intelligent and professional…Yowzers!
:)
That’s exactly what my boss said at my paying job today.(not my writing job that is fun and i sorta get paid at but my job where I am considered an idiot most of the time because my kids have taken all my brain cells and….) I must go and cry now…
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