Cannibal Snacks »
By Brent Diggs on Mar 5, 2007 in Consumer Commentary, Humor, Random, Under Observation | 3 Comments
To ease the assimilation of cannibalistic peoples into American culture, Frito-Lay is introducing a new line of snack foods geared toward the Cannibal-American population.
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The first entry into this new snack market is Grandma’s Rich and Chewy Cookies. These grandmother fortified pastries allow Cannibal-Americans to discreetly […]





