The Ominous Comma

For many, the holiday season is a time of pain and emotional suffering. Broken hearts, ruptured spleens, and damaged livers litter the roadsides of this nominally festive season, leaving untold numbers collecting the discarded refuse like convicts under a particularly cruel sentence of community service.
And always, since the advent of human society, the only cure […]

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Final exams are over and I have successfully passed my classes. (Yeaaa!) I am trying to get back into the swing of professional humor production, so be looking for a good article on Monday. In the meantime, I have set up a little question and answer session with my tired and somewhat surly self to […]

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Despite my short blogging career, I have been feeling fairly proud of myself lately for avoiding the trap that snares so many bloggers and would be humorists. No, not Pay-Per-Surf. The insidious curse I refer to is the tendency of parent-bloggers to fill their posts with a steady collection of cute kid anecdotes, compromising the […]

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This post has been selected as a reader favorite for its alleged wealth of dry, witty humor and it’s generous sprinkling of funny comments. Read at your own peril.

Good evening,
We are writing you in regards to your sudden and unexpected participation in the annual Moving of the Files festival held at your company this […]

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To ease the assimilation of cannibalistic peoples into American culture, Frito-Lay is introducing a new line of snack foods geared toward the Cannibal-American population.

I don’t even want to know how you know that

The first entry into this new snack market is Grandma’s Rich and Chewy Cookies. These grandmother fortified pastries allow Cannibal-Americans to discreetly […]

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