The Ominous Comma

Welcome back to the unending torment that is blogging week. Today’s meme is a barrage of banality I like to call Thursday Thirty-Seven, which weighs in with nearly three times the tedious trivia of its mundane cousin, Thursday Thirteen.

For those seeking to replicate this decent into the cheesy depths of meme-hood, the thing to keep […]

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The next in our series of poor excuses for blogging is What’s Up With Me Wednesday.

The key to this spicy new meme is to find a fairly boring story, and pack it chock full of nicknames and acronyms without any sort of key or context in which to decipher them, or any reason why […]

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Today we continue the Blogging Week festivities with a meme I have dubbed Tactless Tuesday.

On this most glorious of days, I dispense with the small portion of charm and grace that usually infuses my writing, and strike the nail squarely on the non-pointy side of unsuspecting topics, caught by surprise at being so directly addressed.

And […]

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Welcome to Blogging Week, my first ever attempt at “typical,” and by that I mean meme-infested, blogging.
For those of you who may be mercifully ignorant of what passes for content on this site, my usual response to memes is similar to my response to venomous insects occasionally found crawling across my floor: bludgeon them with […]

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In a surprise announcement internet powerhouse Google today revealed that it had acquired the western European country of Luxembourg.

According to European sources, Luxembourgians are enthusiastic about the buyout hoping that Google will bring its highly touted financial and connectivity resources to the aid of the landlocked nation. Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker was quoted as saying, […]

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