By Brent Diggs on Jun 8, 2007 in News Lite, Satire | 61 Comments
News Lite: 98% Less Factual Information Than Regular News.
Chicago- Small business owner, Harold Smocking, was arrested today on charges of criminal brainwashing. His company, Esteem Cleaners, which provides an innovative combination of personal development and pressure washing, has up until now boasted an impressive track record of profitability and really clean sidewalks.
Witnesses say that Smocking […]
By Brent Diggs on Mar 30, 2007 in Humor, News Lite, Satire | 13 Comments
News Lite: 98% Less Factual Information Than Regular News.
Niagara Falls- The final contingent of private security contractors reported for duty today in Niagara Falls, joining nearly 50,000 troops already deployed along the Canadian-American border. Funded by an alliance of major drug manufacturers, the troops have formed a blockade, effectively sealing off Canada […]
By Brent Diggs on Mar 19, 2007 in Humor, News Lite, Satire | 4 Comments
News Lite: 98% Less Factual Information Than Regular News
Little Rock- This morning Randal Rufus reported to court ordered driving school. Unlike more traditional driving courses, this one focused on parking lots and directional arrows. “I never thought it made no matter which ever […]
By Brent Diggs on Feb 26, 2007 in Humor, News Lite, Satire | 6 Comments
News Lite: 98% Less Factual Information Than Regular News
Memphis- Representatives from six major automakers met with the Memphis Area Recycling Service today to conclude negotiations on turn a signal recycling agreement. With sales in a […]
By Brent Diggs on Feb 12, 2007 in Humor, News Lite, Satire | 10 Comments
News Lite: 98% Less Factual Information Than Regular News
Cleveland- Dictionary publisher Webster’s Inc. today announced that it will reclassify ‘nuclear’ as a two syllable word. Company owner, John Q. Webster, great grandson of original dictionary author Nathaniel Webster, said that the move was “natural and logical, in keeping with popular usage, and in no way […]
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