A Cult of Multiple Personalities
By Brent Diggs on Aug 20, 2007 in Humor, Under Observation | 15 Comments
I was listening to the radio the other day, searching for relationship advice, when I came across a recent offering by Columbian pop icon Shakira entitled “Hips Don’t Lie.”
Although Wyclef Jean is listed as the original creator of the song, savvy listeners will realize that having an inebriated man chant “Shakira, Shakira” roughly fifty-two times […]
By Brent Diggs on Mar 5, 2007 in Consumer Commentary, Humor, Random, Under Observation | 3 Comments
To ease the assimilation of cannibalistic peoples into American culture, Frito-Lay is introducing a new line of snack foods geared toward the Cannibal-American population.
I don’t even want to know how you know that
The first entry into this new snack market is Grandma’s Rich and Chewy Cookies. These grandmother fortified pastries allow Cannibal-Americans to discreetly […]
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