The Ominous Comma

The voting was fierce, the voters were fiercer, but in the end the best man prevailed.
As did the best woman.
That’s right ladies and captioneers, we have a tie. Although in this case, to be more gender neutral, we should probably call it a scarf. Anyway we have neckware and so we must decide what, aside […]

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Happy Mother’s day.
On this joyous occasion I have decided to make my initial entry into the greeting card market, specifically in the highly competitive demographic of Mothers of Teenagers from Fathers of Same.
So those of you searching to express just the right sentiment, feel free to cut out* and present this handy, industrial strength Mother’s […]

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Between family in town, friends in car accidents, and a lost dog, things have been a little busy around Ominous Comma World Headquarters.
Fortunately I have been able to crawl out of my den of excuses just long enough to whine in the direction of the caption contest entries and determine which ones have the stomach, […]

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Hello friends, I am at this very minute celebrating my newly acquired emancipation from college and as always I am thinking of you.
For those who may be feeling left out on an occasion of such educational magnitude and significance, I have arranged a handy caption contest so that you may vicariously participate in the festivities.
So […]

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For those of you who are viewing this site with the assistance of Internet Explorer, allow me to apologize.
The fragmented Picassoesque nightmare that was until recently displayed by IE at this web address was the main inspiration for changing from my time-honored travertine textured theme to the sleek Black Cherry Jello color-scheme you see today.
At […]

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