The Ominous Comma

After a long time of holding out faith, hope, and various restraining orders, it appears that Doctor Harold Toboggans is finally and truly gone.
Even the renowned Memphis Psychiatric Recovery Team has called off their search and concentrated their efforts instead on comforting his former clients during their time of grief and newly reclaimed cash flow.
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I have been told by certain persons of questionable taste, that the wretched rambling of Doctor Harold Toboggans have a mysterious gladdening effect on them.
I find this inexplicable. And sad.
Some have even insisted that doctor be given his own web-page, an effort I have fought with every molecule of my being.
But ultimately in vain.
The Doctor […]

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I want to apologize to all of my readers. To those currently engrossed in this article, to those yet to discover this blog, and even to those whose best attempts at reading so far have been limited to glassy stares in the direction of diaper packaging.
I have let you all down.
Approximately one year ago I […]

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The NSA couldn’t find him. MI6 gave up in despair. Even geographic legend Carmen Sandiego had no idea where in the world he was.
But where they failed, the unstoppable might and devastatingly good taste of the Comma-reading horde has prevailed:

Spooky has been found.
In an event sure to sweep the dusty corridors of the blogosphere for […]

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For many, the holiday season is a time of pain and emotional suffering. Broken hearts, ruptured spleens, and damaged livers litter the roadsides of this nominally festive season, leaving untold numbers collecting the discarded refuse like convicts under a particularly cruel sentence of community service.
And always, since the advent of human society, the only cure […]

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