A Cult of Multiple Personalities
By Brent Diggs on Mar 16, 2007 in Herman Fording, Humor | 8 Comments
A Special Report by Herman Fording
Presented by Dissociated Press
In my long and illustrious career I have fabricated countless headlines; all of them brilliant, many of them true. Except for one in 1992 about the Trans-Icelandic Iguana Guano gurney race, but I try not to think about that one
Yes, the headline is the single most important […]
By Brent Diggs on Feb 23, 2007 in Herman Fording, Humor, News Lite | 2 Comments
Dissociated Press presents
The Fording Report:
Weekend Edition
Friday, February 23.
Tonight I bring you a sad tale, a story filled with desperation and shame. A story so bad, that if it weren’t for the enormous boost in rating expected, I wouldn’t even cover it. It involves corruption and betrayal in one of the most trusted fields of […]
By Brent Diggs on Feb 23, 2007 in Herman Fording, Humor | 1 Comment
Herman Fording is back on the news scene and he is in rare form. Plunging deep beneath the surface scratched by other reporters, Fording goes straight for the beating heart of current events, personally manning the aorta of news flow and tapping the coursing currents of existence to bring you the vital essence of life […]
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