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A Fairly Serious Announcement From the Author »

Due to work and family demands, I find myself having to cut back on the time I spend on the Ominous Comma.
I love writing this blog and will continue to do so indefinitely, but I am going to have to trim it back to just two times a week until at least the end of […]

A Critically Important Date in History »

I know that I am posting ahead of schedule, but events are in motion that simply cannot wait until Monday.
Camille, the Hot Comma Momma, the joy of my heart, the mother of my offspring, is gone.
At this very moment, she is in Central America, fighting terrorism, teaching advanced asbestos handling*, or possibly studying Spanish.
Perhaps all […]

Secret of the Magnificent Banner -Revealed »

Often, people inquire of me as to the origin of my awe-inspiring, yet manly Banner of Ultimate Ominousness.

They say, “Dude, who did your banner?”
Which I think is rather insulting. Why do these individual automatically think that I am incapable of such feats of banner creation and artistic splendor?
Of course I am incapable of such feats […]

Silence »

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About Monday »

I will not be posting this Monday, but instead maintain blog silence in memorial for the Virginia Tech shootings.
I must admit that I when I first heard about it, I thought the whole silence thing was a bunch of over-sentimental cheese, but this post by Lorelle made me see the things differently.
I have come […]

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