Caption Contest - Commencement

Hello friends, I am at this very minute celebrating my newly acquired emancipation from college and as always I am thinking of you.

For those who may be feeling left out on an occasion of such educational magnitude and significance, I have arranged a handy caption contest so that you may vicariously participate in the festivities.

So feel free to send in your best caption for the picture below and I’ll put up my favorites for public vote next week.

Brent Diggs Graduates

Other than that and brownies the only other way to to reward me on such an achievement would be to subscribe.

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Don’t fret Comma addicts, more witty humor will be forthcoming soon.

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23 Comments »

Comment by TheMrs
2008-05-03 17:44:52

“When I sneeze, my eyebrow does this…”

“E-Pluribi-rss”

“Here come da judge.. here come da…. oops! Wrong caption contest!”

 
Comment by Chris C
2008-05-03 22:47:56

congrats man! Ok that isn’t a quote hehe

 
Comment by don
2008-05-03 23:14:15

“Another Satisfied DONCO Art School Graduate!”

 
Comment by Alex L
2008-05-03 23:22:18

College graduate, and he cant even draw a comma correctly…

 
Comment by LOBO
2008-05-03 23:41:49

That’s typical.

I award you the Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award, and you’re all blustery over this clearly inferior distinction.

[*sigh*]

Well, congratulations anyway.

:)

 
Comment by Chris non-C
2008-05-04 00:49:55

Now that Brent is certified, his signal strength has increased a great deal.

 
Comment by Creechman
2008-05-04 05:43:03

“I see this on a t-shirt making me millions”

 
Comment by Daniel
2008-05-04 10:06:29

I finally learned how to point with two fingers while simultaneously extending my thumb so they gave me this diploma and a ticket home on that really cool short bus.

 
Comment by Daniel
2008-05-04 10:06:54

Oh and congrats on your accomplishment.

 
Comment by Roann
2008-05-04 19:11:52

Congrats! You look so…..educated.

 
Comment by don
2008-05-04 22:30:00

Can I do two?

OK, here’s my other one.

“Recent cutbacks in education funding have had their effects; even in the quality of diplomas.”

 
Comment by diesel
2008-05-05 12:36:42

Brent demonstrates his first million dollar product concept: The one ring binder!

 
Comment by Jay
2008-05-05 14:25:59

New college grad. No job, no money. Feed me.

And congrats!

 
Comment by Temukan Roy Suryo
2008-05-05 19:42:50

wa ha ha h a
Jay’s comment is very funny!
That’s for sure…

 
Comment by Lynn
2008-05-05 23:59:02

“Rainbows are pretty, even in black and white.”
Congrats!

 
Comment by Lord Likely
2008-05-06 07:20:16

‘Brent’s Graduation Ceremony: Proudly Sponsored by Feedburner’.

Congratulations, sir!

 
Comment by Brent
2008-05-06 11:12:27

And then, buoyed on a wave of educational confidence, the author went on to fame and success as inspirational blogger filling the hearts of millions with hope, determination, and hot air.

….Wait a minute, I just remembered I can’t play.

Never mind.

Comment by don
2008-05-06 17:48:12

That one sucked anyway.

So did I win yet?

Comment by Lynn
2008-05-06 23:37:54

Did not!

Comment by Brent
2008-05-07 09:02:17

Now children you know there’s no fighting on the internet until your homework is done.

 
 
 
 
Comment by rjlight
2008-05-06 18:34:50

I spend all this money and all I get is a mock rss widget?
OR

Subscribe to my feed and you will get a diploma too!

OR

You too can doodle in class and get a diploma!

OR

My schooling reminds me of a rock next to the ocean.

(okay, that’ll do, that’ll do)

 
Comment by LOBO
2008-05-08 22:36:29

I’ve been starin at this for like two hours waiting for Brant to flip the page and the Bob Dylan song to start.

This must be a really long download.

Comment by Chris non-C
2008-05-10 11:46:20

LOBO, Keeping waiting. It’s worth it!

 
 
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