Carping Diem 012: Explore
By Brent Diggs on Jul 11, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
By popular demand, the Ominous Comma is reluctant to present Dr. Harold Toboggans, the spectacular, the miracle-working, the self-described.
“What do you mean you’re bankrupt?
We have so many more dysfunctions to explore.”
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.
Like a freeway accident, Dr. Toboggans’ sessions always draw a crowd of morbid thrill-seekers looking for amusement at the suffering of others.
These are the very type of people the doctor likes most to “cure.”
Click here to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans’ painfully funny psychology.
Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in intelligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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hilarious
Haaaaaaa!
BTW good job on your review. I knew they would love you.
Yes, second that, it’s nice to see people have taste. keep taking the piss.
Great picuture. It is just how I imagined he would look when someone ran out of money!
Jenn,
Thanks
Debbie and Spooky,
Thank you, I will try to put together a few words about the review this weekend.
I’m a little short on time right now.
Lynn,
If you would settle your account maybe this sort of thing wouldn’t to necessary.
What ails the poor doctor? He looks positively shell-shocked in that image.
Your Lordship,
It seems that he failed to acquire your wallet during your last session.
Hi Doc, I’m certain you are aware the condition afflicting your morbid crowd of thrill-seekers is called schadenfreude. Have you a cure?
I found some extra cash in the sofa when we moved and I wanted to find out how much the good Dr. charges.
rj - it might be more interesting to see what the dr. can do with how much you found…