Carping Diem 14: Say
By Brent Diggs on Jul 25, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
By popular demand, the Ominous Comma is reluctant to present Doctor Harold Toboggans, the spectacular, the miracle-working, the self-described.
“I wouldn’t say you’re stupid,
but I would definitely think it.”
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.
Like a freeway accident, Dr. Toboggans’ sessions always draw a crowd of morbid thrill-seekers looking for amusement at the suffering of others.
These are the very type of people the doctor likes most to “cure.”
Learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here. Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in intelligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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Thanks doc, appreciate it.
He is always there to boost my self-confidence!
The good doctor’s moustache looks particularly luxuriant today.
It’s very manageable as well.
It’s simply amazing what a little mustache conditioner will do.
What are you trying to say?
Think what?
I think maybe the good Doc could use some golden highlights on that luxuriant mustache.
I’m still waiting for him to smile though…
Why? It would just be a cheezy one! Probably evil too.
I like cheesy.
Yes, but do you like evil cheese?
No. No evil cheese please.