Comments on: Carping Diem: Annoying

By: Brent

Brent — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 23:51:10 +0000

I’m sorry the doctor is not in right now. Your suggestion will be forwarded to the Executive Assistant of Unpleasant Beverages.

Sally — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:57:10 +0000

Have you tried some prune juice?

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:49:36 +0000

I know one time was when your check bounced, what was the other time?

Brent — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:46:54 +0000

Actually, part of the problem was the Doctor’s participation in the new cardboard-fiberglass diet.

He lost 62 pounds, all from his ankles.

Doctor Toboggans — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:21:13 +0000

Hysterical Skivvy Insect Syndrome is not unusual for men of your emotional makeup.

Your tendency to sit on ant farms is.