Country In Danger Of Massive Fishery Harvest As They Wait With Baited Breath
By Brent Diggs on Dec 3, 2007 in Humor
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This Thursday is the DangerCouch show.
The only DangerCouch show this year.
It is your single opportunity to see, hear, and if you stand sufficiently close to the stage, possibly even smell the passion and plaid that is DangerCouch with your very own senses.
The episodes are good, the DVD of last years groundbreaking event is incredible, but to take it all in live as it happens, that is an experience to remember forever.*
It will be good. It will be great. It will surpass all other forms of live entertainment and several types of chocolaty deserts, as it unfolds its encompassing waves of video, song, and non-stop comedy before throngs of jubilant fans.
There are many in this world who have spent their entire lives waiting to catch even the most fleeting glimpse of excitement at this level of this potency and overall concentration. But unless they can make it to Memphis this week, they shall have lived their lives in vain.
In fact, I have it on good authority that intelligent life forms from all over the galaxy will be covertly present in order to imbibe the enveloping ambience of engrossing enlightenment.
That and to scope out earth-girls.
But if you are an inhabitant of this planet, especially if you draw breath in America’s Mid-South region, get your entertainment-starved carcass to Memphis and treat your neural inputs to the manifold delights of maximum Couchness.
Be at the following time-space coordinates:
Thursday December 6th at 7pm
9817 Huff n Puff Rd.
Lakeland, TN
38002
Get a map and directions here.
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*Unless you can afford a good therapist. If you can’t, I know a bad one you can get for cheap.
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Some MORON at my office (that would be my boss) decided to schedule a credit seminar on the very same evening as the highly anticipated DangerCouch concert. It starts at 6:00 so maybe I can sneak out. This is one concert I don’t want to miss!
Hmmm,
Credit Seminar or DangerCouch Concert. Like that is a hard decision!
It would be if I was not the one having to give part of it. I’ll just get up there…clear my throat…and say, “Pay your bills and your credit will clear up…good night and good luck…”
PERFECT!!!
Well, dang! Wouldn’t you know it? Thursday evening is when we’ve scheduled our annual cat wash! And you know you don’t want to put that off after threatening the cats with it all year because if you don’t follow through on your threats, discipline just goes all to hell.
Jami,
The cats can be washed and pruned all well before 6pm. Your excuse does not hold water.
But then I have to get from Texas to Tennessee and the transporter has clean run out of dilithium crystals and Trek Depot isn’t getting the next shipment in until Friday.
Yes, but the Trek Emporium has some.
Rickey travels south of the Mason Dixon line for no man. When do these miscreants head north to NYC?
The DangerCouch are not men, then are much further down the eco-ladder than that!
I watched the DVD and you guys put on a heck of a show. Too bad I’m going to be 3,000 miles away.
Sooooo,
You’re going to let a little thing like 3,000 miles come between you and pure entertainment? These excuses are lame.
Diesel has the DVD? What a good man with good taste. Hmmm…
Wish there was a way for all the out-of-towners to watch the show live…via a web-cam or something.
If anyone else thinks that they are going to get away with missing the show, I am going to get my squirrel to take care of ‘em!
If the squirrel does not scare you, I will get the teacup moose to explain a thing or two.
You go Lynn! I think the squirrel and the teacup moose should attend the concert as well.
Do you think that they should go together?
Yes, but we will supervise!
Of course, we would hate to hear the little pitter patter of little temosserrells.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Well, I want to go but my husband has this rule that we can’t travel to an event if the travel time is longer than the event. I’m sorry I already packed the car too.
Under normal circumstances that is a good rule, but anything having to do with DangerCouch is NOT normal.
I will be too far away to be able to throw my underwear onstage. Do you want me to mail it to you?
Dam my crappy oppoisitty hemisphere. If you could postpone it for a bit so I can finish my flying machine then I’ll definetly come
I see you’ve done one of the things on your wife’s list…now where can I get a laughably cheap flight from Pamplona (and I’m talking somthing like $50)?