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	<title>Comments on: Annual Festival of Jarhead Inebriation</title>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/annual-festival-of-jarhead-inebriation#comment-7348</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Too much" is merely the lowest setting on the Omino-meter. Just wait until until we reach "Much too much", "Much more too much",and "Mega-mondo redundant overkill."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Too much&#8221; is merely the lowest setting on the Omino-meter. Just wait until until we reach &#8220;Much too much&#8221;, &#8220;Much more too much&#8221;,and &#8220;Mega-mondo redundant overkill.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/annual-festival-of-jarhead-inebriation#comment-7346</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;For more difficult chore like public drunkenness, one really needs a running start. Or at least a stumbling one.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For more difficult chore like public drunkenness, one really needs a running start. Or at least a stumbling one.</p>
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		<title>By: the frogster</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/annual-festival-of-jarhead-inebriation#comment-7334</link>
		<dc:creator>the frogster</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:53:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have two ex-Marine brothers-in-law, and I gotta say, they don't wait until November 10th to, um, raise their glass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have two ex-Marine brothers-in-law, and I gotta say, they don&#8217;t wait until November 10th to, um, raise their glass.</p>
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		<title>By: Lisa</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/annual-festival-of-jarhead-inebriation#comment-7217</link>
		<dc:creator>Lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keep both hands on your refreshing beverage, especially once the dancing starts. You wouldn’t want to spill it on your boots.

Ha! Too much!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep both hands on your refreshing beverage, especially once the dancing starts. You wouldn’t want to spill it on your boots.</p>
<p>Ha! Too much!</p>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/annual-festival-of-jarhead-inebriation#comment-7202</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm a writer, don't confuse me with facts.

(Yes, you are a petty, petty man.)

Semper Fi yourself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a writer, don&#8217;t confuse me with facts.</p>
<p>(Yes, you are a petty, petty man.)</p>
<p>Semper Fi yourself.</p>
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