Blogging Week - Frumpy Friday
By Brent Diggs on Oct 26, 2007 in Adventures of the Author, Humor
I’m sorry, Brent can’t come to the blog right now. He’s still a bit frazzled from his history test and all the blogging he’s been doing this week.
It’s been nice that he’s had so much fun with all his internet friends, but he still hasn’t painted the door frame for me or changed out the spent fuel rods from the reactor like he said he would.
I would do it myself but it gets so sweaty in the radiation suit and I just had my hair done.
Anyway, I can’t get him out of bed. I think he may have sprained his humor gland; he definitely wasn’t very funny last night with all that gas.
He might say differently, but I don’t think he’ll be doing another Blogging Week anytime soon. Of course he’s too proud to admit it, but just between us, I think this experience taught him some respect for people who blog everyday.
Anyway, I’ll tell him you stopped by. I’m sure he’ll be up to his usual funny stuff on Monday, so come back then.
Most sincerely,
-The Hot Comma Momma
Oh, he said something about a meme, but I don’t know what he’s talking about. Maybe he’s just delirious. But if any of you need your own “Please Excuse Jimmy From Blogging” note, let me know and I’ll hook you up.
Or you could write your own.
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He wanted me to mention humor-blogs.com too. More ravings, I’m sure.
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ppsssst! Hey HCM, since Brent slept through breakfast can I have his jello pancakes?
Only if Debbie doesn’t want them.
Thank you HCM!
Pffft! Don’t make me get out my coffee IV drip!
I gotta get me one of those.
Nice photo. I’ll bet he’s dreaming of blogging, too. Someone needs to save us from ourselves.
He spelled blog with his alphabet soup today.
Does he look like that every morning?
Yep.
Hi HMC, good to hear from you. How are things? How are the kids?
The kids looked better than Brent this morning.
Don’t they every morning?
scary
If you only knew.
Sometimes I have nightmares.
looks like brent needs a nap
Or a caffeine inhaler.
Or maybe a java dermal patch. I could have one of the kids slap it on me an hour before the alarm clock goes off giving me just enough juice to make downstairs to the coffee pot.
What a telling photo. It should be on the cover of Time or Newsweek as a tribute to the blogging generation. With that James Dean hair, the caption could be, “Live Fast, Love Hard, Die Blogging”.
What comes to mind when I look at that photo is…
Give me my !@#$%^& coffee and get the !@#$ out of my face with that camera!
Sound like a tattoo.
I would of course license my image at an affordable rate for all the non-wealthy bloggers out there.
However, for wealthy bloggers I could model for an inspirational sculpture. A true 3-D representation of all the good life has to offer.
For an appropriate fee.
So he is returning on Monday you say…. is that a threat or a promise?
Regardless, I won’t be holding by breath over the whole affair, well not unless the price is right or Brent does the chicken dance for his adoring public singing “I touch myself”:)
Oh…what was that sound…? Did I just hit a nerve in there somewhere? Nahhh… my jaw just disjointed from laughter, same old same old, sigh…:)
DP out!
It is a threateningly promising ray of hope…for Folders, Starbuck’s, and gas station coffee kiosks everywhere.
I will be be back, and single-handedly supporting the economies of coffee exporting nations around the world.
What a great week to end my tenure as a frequent little comma! At least for now………
I have finally end my dreaded job search and, as it turns out, to find a decent job I had to come out of the Maine woods and head to L.A. (Lower Alabama that is) Yes, yes, I am giving up my glamorous position as a kitchen designer at the Home Depot. I have tossed my orange apron into the wood chipper and danced in the orange confetti. I will now be teaching a bunch of Army guys how to live in the woods and what bugs are the tastiest. (Bear Grylls has nothing on me) As much as it pains me to leave Maine, I am off to the sweltering heat of the south for browner pastures and really great pay! I shall lurk about every now and then, but it will be sometime before I will be able to call myself a regular.
Lynn, please feed my moose and Debbie help him with his jello sculptures.
HCM, please ensure that Lord Likely doesn’t have too much influence on Brent. You know how impressionable he can be.
I’m sorry to see you go Chris. After many years here, I am still recovering from my southward migration, so I don’t envy you your transition.
But good pay is good.
At least that’s what I’m told.
We will leave a chair empty until you can return to us.
Best of luck with the bugs, and the soldiers.
Congrats Chris Non-C!
I used to live in Fairhope, AL. The heat is not so bad until you combine it with the 1000% humidity.
Maybe the little comma crew could visit your “camp” and you could teach us how to be survivalists and live off the land. Although I have the feeling I would not last a day (or even an hour) in your training camp.
Good luck with everything and I will even help your moose with his jello sculptures.
I don’t know, I heard that eating insects gives you really strong nails, which is good if you need to climb a tree, or skin a bear or something.
Personally, I prefer to live off the microwave.
Terrific photo! Made me laugh…
Thanks, we used a special hilarity resistant lens to make sure it wouldn’t fog up on anything.
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