Caption Contest - Commencement
By Brent Diggs on May 3, 2008 in Humor
Hello friends, I am at this very minute celebrating my newly acquired emancipation from college and as always I am thinking of you.
For those who may be feeling left out on an occasion of such educational magnitude and significance, I have arranged a handy caption contest so that you may vicariously participate in the festivities.
So feel free to send in your best caption for the picture below and I’ll put up my favorites for public vote next week.
Other than that and brownies the only other way to to reward me on such an achievement would be to subscribe.
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Don’t fret Comma addicts, more witty humor will be forthcoming soon.
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“When I sneeze, my eyebrow does this…”
“E-Pluribi-rss”
“Here come da judge.. here come da…. oops! Wrong caption contest!”
congrats man! Ok that isn’t a quote hehe
“Another Satisfied DONCO Art School Graduate!”
College graduate, and he cant even draw a comma correctly…
That’s typical.
I award you the Predator Press Temporary Lifetime Achievement Award, and you’re all blustery over this clearly inferior distinction.
[*sigh*]
Well, congratulations anyway.
:)
Now that Brent is certified, his signal strength has increased a great deal.
“I see this on a t-shirt making me millions”
I finally learned how to point with two fingers while simultaneously extending my thumb so they gave me this diploma and a ticket home on that really cool short bus.
Oh and congrats on your accomplishment.
Congrats! You look so…..educated.
Can I do two?
OK, here’s my other one.
“Recent cutbacks in education funding have had their effects; even in the quality of diplomas.”
Brent demonstrates his first million dollar product concept: The one ring binder!
New college grad. No job, no money. Feed me.
And congrats!
wa ha ha h a
Jay’s comment is very funny!
That’s for sure…
“Rainbows are pretty, even in black and white.”
Congrats!
‘Brent’s Graduation Ceremony: Proudly Sponsored by Feedburner’.
Congratulations, sir!
And then, buoyed on a wave of educational confidence, the author went on to fame and success as inspirational blogger filling the hearts of millions with hope, determination, and hot air.
….Wait a minute, I just remembered I can’t play.
Never mind.
That one sucked anyway.
So did I win yet?
Did not!
Now children you know there’s no fighting on the internet until your homework is done.
I spend all this money and all I get is a mock rss widget?
OR
Subscribe to my feed and you will get a diploma too!
OR
You too can doodle in class and get a diploma!
OR
My schooling reminds me of a rock next to the ocean.
(okay, that’ll do, that’ll do)
I’ve been starin at this for like two hours waiting for Brant to flip the page and the Bob Dylan song to start.
This must be a really long download.
LOBO, Keeping waiting. It’s worth it!
‘Taking the celebration of 150 readers a little further than most..’
Congrats!
The “Collegiate Caper” is easily recognized by his cap/gown, finger gun and cryptic ransom notes. Why he can’t just write “give me $60 or the kid gets it”, we’ll never know.
Zoolander School of Modeling valedictorian presenting his signature pose, Blue Steel 2.0.