Caption Contest - Rock The Vote For A Louder Democracy
By Brent Diggs on Dec 17, 2007 in Harold Toboggans
We’ve had lots of good responses to the Carping Diem caption contest.
We’ve also had some responses by Lynn.
I was going to have Mrs. Diesel narrow down the finalists but it seems that she is under exclusive contract to MattressPolice.com. Fortunately for me, the multi-tasking, multi-talented, multi-lingual Hot Comma Momma stopped by to watch me work my magic, and graciously volunteered to pick out a half dozen healthy specimens which you can find immediately below this sentence:
Wolf ’s caption: “The driver of the Toyota, “Comma 1,” was surprised to receive a bill from Dr. Toboggans for “vehicle undercarriage inspection services.”
Youthful One’s caption: “The alarming sympathy you’re displaying stems from the misperception you suffer from that I am in danger of physical harm. Obviously you are unaware of my world-renown, highly sophisticated, electro-magnetic, hyperstatic desensitization techniques. Therefore, we will start those immediately upon your next visit.”
Sherry’s caption: “Giving Birth to a new model Toyota was harder than the good Dr. thought.”
R.J.’s caption: “Brilliancy is seldom applauded.”
John’s caption: “I’ll still be charging you for this session. Oh, and your insurance doesn’t cover vanity plates.”
And Debbie’s caption: “Did they give you a special stupid license today Comma 1?”
Vote for your favorite on this high-tech voting device and, assuming we can avoid hanging chads, we will have a winner by Friday.
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I can’t NOT vote for my own, of course.
(What kind of student of Dr.T would I be if I didn’t vote for my own?)
However, had I the option of voting twice, I would most certainly choose R.J.’s caption.
Man, I missed it. You can borrow Mrs. Diesel if you want, btw. But not for any dirty stuff.
Had to go with Wolf…
Maybe she could change the oil in the truck, it’s pretty clean under there now that Toboggans polished it up with his innards.
Of course I voted for mine, and I appreciate Diesel’s endorsement. So what does the winner get, again? Bragging rights and what else? An hour-long session with Dr. T?
Maybe I shouldn’t have voted for myself, after all…
Too late now Wolf. All you can do at this point is pray that you don’t win.
What are votes selling for. I usually get 10% for most promotional events. 20% if I take off my shirt. Yowzaaaa, I be hot, I besmoking hot!!!!
That was so much fun, I love caption contests.
Forget the Dr.!
I propose a caption contest for the new photo of Brent.
My tag line submission:
“I’m too sexy for my shirt…”
I had to vote for myself — I at least wanted to get close to 2 digits. I am afraid I will lose yet another caption contest. Always the bridesmaid…