Carping Diem 002: Opinion

Critical insights from the brilliant and compassionate
Doctor Harold Toboggans

Doctor Harold Toboggans-witty humor and painfully funny psychology

“In my professional opinion,
The problem is you.”

Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.

For the greater good of humanity, Dr. Toboggans has graciously granted us permission to publish outtakes and excerpts from his various sessions, capturing the master at work encouraging, mentoring, and assaulting people into their fullest potential, no matter how small it might be.

Click here to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans’ maliciously funny psychology.

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4 Comments »

Comment by Lynn
2007-02-14 23:10:28

Nice glasses. What were they, $2.50?

 
Comment by Debbie
2007-02-15 18:48:15

I respect Dr. Toboggan’s professional integrity but let’s see those pearly whites (and maybe a wink). Carpe Noctum.

 
Comment by Brent
2007-02-20 20:05:09

Wrestling with the staggering weight of human stupidity give the doctor nothing to smile about. But he has been know to wink from time to time.

Though his Very Expensive spectacles.

 
Comment by Lynn
2007-02-22 00:34:45

Brent,
We all know those glasses were of the inexpensive variety. Ask Dr. Tobaggan’s subconcious how much they really were.
Lynn

 
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