Carping Diem 013: Relapse
By Brent Diggs on Jul 18, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
By popular demand, the Ominous Comma is reluctant to present Doctor Harold Toboggans, the spectacular, the miracle-working, the self-described.
“Seven and half years of therapy down the drain.
Thanks to the Humor-Blogs.com reviewers, Brent will undoubtedly relapse into his delusion of being a humorist.
…but then again, I was looking for a long-term case to help make the payments on the Bentley…”
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.
Like a freeway accident, Dr. Toboggans’ sessions always draw a crowd of morbid thrill-seekers looking for amusement at the suffering of others.
These are the very type of people the doctor likes most to “cure.”
Click here to learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans’ obnoxiously funny psychology.
Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in intelligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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I recommend doubling the dosage and maybe a little electro-shock, to get him back on track.
Ouch! Those eyes! I feel like I need to down a bottle of Ambien with a fifth of Bourbon!
He scares me.
Hmmmm…reminds me of Mr. Noodle from Elmo’s World. After he finishes his doctorate in Unclinical Psychology.
Very interesting blog. Enjoyed reading.
Thank you Dondi,
Feel free to come back anytime.
(Don’t let the Doctor charge you.)
Is that 7 years of YOUR therapy or mine?
And Dondi,
I’d recommend you not let the Doctor change you either.