Carping Diem 016: Agree
By Brent Diggs on Aug 8, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
By popular demand, the Ominous Comma is reluctant to present Doctor Harold Toboggans, the spectacular, the miracle-working, the self-described.
“If I agree with you, then will you leave?“
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.
Like a freeway accident, Dr. Toboggans’ sessions always draw a crowd of morbid thrill-seekers looking for amusement at the suffering of others.
These are the very type of people the doctor likes most to “cure.”
Learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here. Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in intelligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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But, if I leave who will help you pay for your suits and ties at Nordstroms? Or your weeking salon visits?
Yes and goodbye.
I like it. Quick therapy with happy results for everyone involved.
Debbie,
How are things? Anything new and exciting to report? Any new pets?
Hey Lynn!
Well no new pets but I do have a new boyfriend (I guess he could qualify as a pet…kidding…)
Brent would be proud of me with this new guy. He has the same dry, sarcastic, sense of humor as the rest of us in Littlecommaville. I will try and convince him to play.
Debbie I am always proud of you. Especially when you tie your shoes all by yourself.
(I stick with Velcro shoes myself.)
Debbie,
I love your use of the language. Littlecommaville is absolutely perfect!
Debbie,
Congrats on finding a man who can battle wits with the best. Tell him he will have to prove it though. He should start commenting now.