Carping Diem 017: Ignorance
By Brent Diggs on Aug 15, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
By popular demand, the Ominous Comma is reluctant to present Dr. Harold Toboggans, the spectacular, the miracle-working, the self-described.
“Have you taken a vow of ignorance?“
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma.
Like a freeway accident, Dr. Toboggans’ sessions always draw a crowd of morbid thrill-seekers looking for amusement at the suffering of others.
These are the very type of people the doctor likes most to “cure.”
Learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here. Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in intelligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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(Uncontrollable laughter)
I’m surprised (or is it startled?) to see such sensitivity in the good doctor’s eyes.
Has he switched his medication recently?
Or is it that he’s been studying the works of Kaa, and has been refining his technique…
Kaa as in the snake with the hypnotic stare?
If you see any compassion in the doctor’s eyes it is definitely an illusion of hypnosis.
To me, it appears that he is trying to determine which therapy would be the most lucrative.
I think that look of compassion is actually blood-shot eyes — I think the doctor is staying up all night long playing parcheesi.
I knew it was bad for your eyesight.
Psychology, I mean.
Well hello Dr. T! I see the idiot twins have returned on another thread. I recently had a comment not unlike yours, shown to me, on a friend’s term paper. I would guess that the world has a whole grand mob of Dr. T. soon to be - big Ice Tea’s coming along.
I, however, shall sit back and enjoy the freeway accident.