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	<title>Comments on: Carping Diem: Duplicate</title>
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	<description>A Cult of Multiple Personalities</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 22:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/carping-diem/carping-diem-duplicate#comment-9710</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:04:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you won't be seeing me again until you settle the matter of your very sizable therapy bill.

This isn't a charity, you know. This is psychiatry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you won&#8217;t be seeing me again until you settle the matter of your very sizable therapy bill.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t a charity, you know. This is psychiatry.</p>
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		<title>By: Doctor Toboggans</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/carping-diem/carping-diem-duplicate#comment-9709</link>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Toboggans</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;Anti-depressants. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imagine spending your whole life in the dark, despised by the neighbors upstairs. It's a wonder they don't all stick their little heads in your exhaust pipe.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Anti-depressants. </p>
<p>Imagine spending your whole life in the dark, despised by the neighbors upstairs. It&#8217;s a wonder they don&#8217;t all stick their little heads in your exhaust pipe.</p>
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		<title>By: Lynn</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/carping-diem/carping-diem-duplicate#comment-9541</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Happy Thanksgiving Dr. T.  I am thankful that I don't have to see you today!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving Dr. T.  I am thankful that I don&#8217;t have to see you today!</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/carping-diem/carping-diem-duplicate#comment-9469</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>apparently it worked a little too well</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>apparently it worked a little too well</p>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 15:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have obtained a Crack Whore Barbie from &lt;a href="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2007/11/worlds-foremost-authority-on-sarcasm.htm" rel="nofollow"&gt; (if that doesn't work I got it from Diesel on Mattress Police).  I believe I have already obtained more help from Crack Whore Barbie than I have from you.  You Quack! *sniff cry cry sniff*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have obtained a Crack Whore Barbie from <a href="http://www.mattresspolice.com/2007/11/worlds-foremost-authority-on-sarcasm.htm" > (if that doesn&#8217;t work I got it from Diesel on Mattress Police).  I believe I have already obtained more help from Crack Whore Barbie than I have from you.  You Quack! *sniff cry cry sniff*</a></p>
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