Carping Diem: Hours
By Brent Diggs on Oct 17, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
Like a lingering illness, Doctor Harold Toboggans, is working his way through your system.
Far too late to induce vomiting, a laxative and OSHA approved hearing protection are highly recommended
“Sorry, whining hours are over. You’ll have to come back tomorrow.“
Dr. Toboggans is the staff psychologist, resident motivational speaker, and official personal development coach of the Ominous Comma. Like a herd of rabid flatulent badgers it is best to avoid eye contact with the doctor unless you have thick leather gloves and hopefully a better metaphor. Even then you should exercise extreme caution, preferably in a distant health club.
Learn more about the amazing Dr. Toboggans here. Another service of the Ominous Comma, the first, middle*, and last name in negligent humor.
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*Use of the middle name does not necessarily constitute parental disciplinary measures, but it is strongly implied.
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For a limited engagement, the Doctor is accepting cases at Humor-blogs.com.
Don’t hold your breath for a cure.
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I just noticed that you have added my site to your “links” page. First off, congratulations on having such awesome taste, my friend! Secondly, thank you (in all seriousness) for the add. It’s appreciated.
No whining? How about one quick whimper?
Rules are rules.
It’s ok Debbie, Dr. T’s whining hours will begin again tomorrow from 10:01am until 10:02am.
Oh that is perfect Lynn; I can definitely fit in a quick one second whimper!
I very much appreciated Dr. Toboggans’ advice regarding my insecurity regarding my meme-wraith. How much do I owe him?
The fee structure is complicated. It is simpler to just hand over your credit card number and let him give you back the change.
Oh, there’s change? Where’s mine?
You have coming but we have to wait until the gov finally mints a fraction of a penny.
I’d like a change.