Carping Diem 005: Protection
By Brent Diggs on Apr 4, 2007 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
Critical insights from the brilliant and compassionate
Dr. Harold Toboggans
“I think you just blew your cover with the
Witless Protection Program.”
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Is that a tan? Did the Dr. get a tan in Tibet?
Is that possible. We are so relieved that the Dr. is back. Please don’t send him away again. We have needs you know!
Looks more like an allergic reaction to me. Maybe the food in TIbet didn’t agree with the good doctor. That might also explain the strained expression on his face, unless it’s just jet-lag.
He does look like he could use an air-sickness bag.
I thought he was allergic to that suit, but if you really think it’s you, I guess I’ll go with that.
I don’t want to hear excuses. The Dr. is just not allowed to leave anymore. It is just bad for everyone!
I’ll never forget the good Dr’s words to me…
He said:
“Always remember that you are unique…… just like everyone else”
It changed my life…..
John O.
That sounds like our doctor, selfless, shameless, remorseless.