Ill-Conceived Celebrity Fan Page
By Brent Diggs on Mar 13, 2008 in Harold Toboggans, Humor
I have been told by certain persons of questionable taste, that the wretched rambling of Doctor Harold Toboggans have a mysterious gladdening effect on them.
I find this inexplicable. And sad.
Some have even insisted that doctor be given his own web-page, an effort I have fought with every molecule of my being.
But ultimately in vain.
The Doctor now has his own fan page on facebook, where you can proclaim to the world your naivety and general lack of discernment in the field of psychiatric maintenance.
Go on. Get your celebrity adoration fix. I’ll still be here for you when he lets you down. Because it won’t be gently.
“Do you really believe that my mustache will lose any sleep over your pathetic problems?”
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Hmmm… Harold certainly looks familiar… Something about the expression on his face. Did he have his own television show? Because that would explain it…
(Smile)
Ann
I think what you are experiencing is his patented photo-hypnotic gaze by which he attracts cash-bearing clients from across the netosphere.
I tried it once and all I managed to summon was jury duty.
Is anyone besides me scared?
I am… yet some how strangley moved at the same time.
By all means, stay close to a toilet then.
Yes, all the familiar symptoms.
Terrified…and excited all at the same time. (Don’t tell the Doctor I said that)
Profoundly disturbing.
I think maybe Grundir needs a MySpace page.
Why not, everybody’s doing it.
All the little games and cheesy graphics ought to keep him in shape for his meme-slashing duties during the off season.
FINALLY the Doctor is paid his due. I was surprised and very delighted to see the Doc grace my inbox at Gmail today. Seeing a picture of him puts such a smile on my face. :)
I LOVE the Facebook pics as well. My only question is…is Facebook big enough for the likes of Dr. Toboggans? I sincerely think not.
They will probably need to launch a couple new sub domains to hold all of his many pretensions.
Although, if they were smart they would harness all the surplus hot air and harness it to run the servers.
That would of course require very heavy duty turbines.
And industrial strength breath mints.
I don’t know much about psychiatric maintenance, but this fella kinda looks like my gynecologist.
Hmm. Should I be worried?
I wouldn’t be worried if I were you.
I would skip directly to terrified.