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		<title>By: Get Incensed &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Le Vendredi Six (The Friday Six)</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/generic-child-care#comment-4226</link>
		<dc:creator>Get Incensed &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Le Vendredi Six (The Friday Six)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:03:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] of humor, aficionados of copious comedy, and whimsical readers of bounteous badinage all bow to the Ominous Comma. Not only that &#8230; it&#8217;s f**kin&#8217; [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] of humor, aficionados of copious comedy, and whimsical readers of bounteous badinage all bow to the Ominous Comma. Not only that &#8230; it&#8217;s f**kin&#8217; [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: Heidi</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/generic-child-care#comment-4162</link>
		<dc:creator>Heidi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 15:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a hilarious post - thanks!</description>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/generic-child-care#comment-4099</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>VE,
The first run of generic books were just as you describe, but the teachers soon found that nothing is ever truly random, so the books were redesigned. 

Now in the center of every page of every book, it simply says, "a page."
 
Except for the last one which says "the end."

Billy,
I always saw it as a spoonful of mayonnaise, part of a nutritious daycare diet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>VE,<br />
The first run of generic books were just as you describe, but the teachers soon found that nothing is ever truly random, so the books were redesigned. </p>
<p>Now in the center of every page of every book, it simply says, &#8220;a page.&#8221;</p>
<p>Except for the last one which says &#8220;the end.&#8221;</p>
<p>Billy,<br />
I always saw it as a spoonful of mayonnaise, part of a nutritious daycare diet.</p>
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		<title>By: BillyWarhol</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/generic-child-care#comment-4096</link>
		<dc:creator>BillyWarhol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Sign is also in the shape of a Paddle to SMACK their Asses into Behaving!!

PERFECT!!

;PPP

Come here ya little.......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Sign is also in the shape of a Paddle to SMACK their Asses into Behaving!!</p>
<p>PERFECT!!</p>
<p>;PPP</p>
<p>Come here ya little&#8230;&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: VE</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/generic-child-care#comment-4005</link>
		<dc:creator>VE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 23:07:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope it contains generic books.  You know, blank covers and pages and pages of random words.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope it contains generic books.  You know, blank covers and pages and pages of random words.</p>
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