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	<title>Comments on: Life Intrudes Quite Viciously Upon Your Author</title>
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	<description>A Cult of Multiple Personalities</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Lehi UT Realty</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/life-intrudes-quite-viciously-upon-your-author#comment-33868</link>
		<dc:creator>Lehi UT Realty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know exactly what you are going through.  I just got through finals and am about to start my final year in college graduating in finance. I cannot wait till i'm finished and actually making real money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know exactly what you are going through.  I just got through finals and am about to start my final year in college graduating in finance. I cannot wait till i&#8217;m finished and actually making real money.</p>
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		<title>By: Youthful One</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/life-intrudes-quite-viciously-upon-your-author#comment-33399</link>
		<dc:creator>Youthful One</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"How would I know the dog would eat petroleum by-products, nature always seemed smarter to me than that."

'Nature' is smarter than that.  Dogs aren't.

Now you know what those milk bones are made of.

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Comgratulations!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;How would I know the dog would eat petroleum by-products, nature always seemed smarter to me than that.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8216;Nature&#8217; is smarter than that.  Dogs aren&#8217;t.</p>
<p>Now you know what those milk bones are made of.</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Comgratulations!<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
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		<title>By: rjlight</title>
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		<dc:creator>rjlight</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You paid $35 bucks - crap, I had to pay $50.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You paid $35 bucks - crap, I had to pay $50.</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahem...I know for a fact Brent that you don't do 98%, Mr. 4.0 GPA!  

Tough being a genius eh?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahem&#8230;I know for a fact Brent that you don&#8217;t do 98%, Mr. 4.0 GPA!  </p>
<p>Tough being a genius eh?</p>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The roof is 98% complete. I know this because the Comma men were working well after nightfall Monday bringing it to it's lofty 98% completion. 

The Comma women, who seem to be providing you with your inside information, were helpfully watching DVDs in the hard-working comfort of the living room.

How would I know the dog would eat petroleum by-products, nature always seemed smarter to me than that.

As for humor, it doesn't always consult me before showing up. It's rather temperamental that way.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The roof is 98% complete. I know this because the Comma men were working well after nightfall Monday bringing it to it&#8217;s lofty 98% completion. </p>
<p>The Comma women, who seem to be providing you with your inside information, were helpfully watching DVDs in the hard-working comfort of the living room.</p>
<p>How would I know the dog would eat petroleum by-products, nature always seemed smarter to me than that.</p>
<p>As for humor, it doesn&#8217;t always consult me before showing up. It&#8217;s rather temperamental that way.</p>
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