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	<title>Comments on: Monkey Story Update</title>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/monkey-story-update#comment-592</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 19:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sometimes they died after he sold them to folks.  I guess that might indicate they were used.

Even so - everyone loves a monkey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes they died after he sold them to folks.  I guess that might indicate they were used.</p>
<p>Even so - everyone loves a monkey.</p>
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		<title>By: Brent</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/monkey-story-update#comment-590</link>
		<dc:creator>Brent</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 18:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did Jones sell new or used monkeys?

There's a big difference.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did Jones sell new or used monkeys?</p>
<p>There&#8217;s a big difference.</p>
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		<title>By: TDB</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/monkey-story-update#comment-586</link>
		<dc:creator>TDB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lynn, I think I will give the good doctor a call...I just hope the therapy  doesn't involve strangling myself with a brightly colored tie.

Sarah, you are too kind...usually the human needs I try to fill are considered more ignominious than ginormous.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lynn, I think I will give the good doctor a call&#8230;I just hope the therapy  doesn&#8217;t involve strangling myself with a brightly colored tie.</p>
<p>Sarah, you are too kind&#8230;usually the human needs I try to fill are considered more ignominious than ginormous.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/monkey-story-update#comment-584</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everyone loves Monkey stories - there is no shame in that.  No shame at all.

TDB is just filling a ginormous human need.

By the way, did you know that cult leader Jim Jones [of Jonestown fame] began his career as a door to door monkey salesman?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone loves Monkey stories - there is no shame in that.  No shame at all.</p>
<p>TDB is just filling a ginormous human need.</p>
<p>By the way, did you know that cult leader Jim Jones [of Jonestown fame] began his career as a door to door monkey salesman?</p>
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		<title>By: Lynn</title>
		<link>http://www.ominouscomma.com/humor/monkey-story-update#comment-581</link>
		<dc:creator>Lynn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TDB,
The good Dr. T here at the Comma would be an excellent therapeutic choice!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TDB,<br />
The good Dr. T here at the Comma would be an excellent therapeutic choice!</p>
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