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The scene opens on two executives seated at a large and imposing conference table. Fear marks the faces of these once proud men. The air is thick with tension and the smell of sweaty Italian shoes..
Number One: We’ve got a problem.
Number Two: Sexy?
Number One: Yes. It’s gone.
Number Two: This is bad,
Number One: Very bad.
The door opens abruptly, the upper torso of Number Three, a young woman, extends into the room.
Number One: I told you not to interrupt–
Number Three: But it’s Timberlake, he’s bringing sexy back!
A sound like the escaping helium of a downed dirigible is heard from Number One’s lips.
Number One: Thank God.
Number Two: We’re saved!
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“Are you guys blind? It was over there the whole time. “
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D@mit, you got the skit I’ve been trying to think of since the song came out. I recently did sing “Sexyback” as Carol Channing at a show.
The antithesis of sexy. I think the only way you could have topped that one was if you said you were Janet Reno.
that comment was a response to Howard’s comment not the post :)
I bought sexy back, too. I bought sexy back for a refund.
I think sexy was lost in the wash with my son’s sock.
I can’t really comment; I’m too distracted by his sexiness.
R.J,
I don’t think it was lost as much as it was admiring itself in the spin cycle.
Debbie,
I thought we raised you to have higher standards than that.
Refresher: Tom Selleck = yes, Justin T. = no.
Oh you did Brent. JT has no sex appeal whatsoever. Maybe once he calms his seemingly pre-pubescent turrets syndrome (he calls music) down he can graduate to manhood.
(Tom Selleck is a bit too hairy for me)
Sean Connery?
Sean Connery may have more hair than Tom!
The winner would be Brad Pitt with Aaron Eckhart in 2nd place.
(Ok, maybe you didn’t raise me all that well)