Vote For Your Candidate

Between family in town, friends in car accidents, and a lost dog, things have been a little busy around Ominous Comma World Headquarters.

Fortunately I have been able to crawl out of my den of excuses just long enough to whine in the direction of the caption contest entries and determine which ones have the stomach, or possibly the ear-protection, to proceed to the semi-finals.

And so, in no particular order here is the image and the caption for your selection. Choose wisely…Nazi’s might shoot your dad. Or curse you to an eternity of franchise sequels.

Brent Diggs Graduates

Finalists:

“E-Pluribi-rss” by TheMrs

“Another Satisfied DONCO Art School Graduate!” by don

“I see this on a t-shirt making me millions” by Creechman

“Brent demonstrates his first million dollar product concept: The one ring binder!” by diesel

“New college grad. No job, no money. Feed me.” by Jay

“Rainbows are pretty, even in black and white.” by Lynn

“Brent’s Graduation Ceremony: Proudly Sponsored by Feedburner” by Lord Likely

Democracy Ahead - Watch Your Step

Vote heartily my hearties, polls close Monday at 4 PM and I will post a winner most soonest thereafter.

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12 Comments »

Comment by Jami
2008-05-09 09:43:37

I didn’t see my candidate there so I just voted for the one that looked prettiest.

Comment by Brent Diggs
2008-05-11 14:39:31

It’s that kind of voter dedication that makes America so great.

 
 
Comment by rjlight
2008-05-09 10:56:32

I just heard from a reliable source that the final 7 comments were actually all written by the Dr. anonymously. It’s rigged folks.

Comment by Brent Diggs
2008-05-11 14:43:39

I haven’t seen the doctor recently and I’m hoping that means I’m cured.

But I wouldn’t put that sort of thing past him. I wouldn’t wave your credit card past him either, not since he acquired Wireless Card Validator technology.

 
 
Comment by don
2008-05-10 11:18:28

Oh for crying out loud!

Somebody needs to get Lord Likely fixed!

The guy goes on vacation, I make an impassioned plea to my sixes of loyal readers, and he still kicks my butt on the caption contest!

I hate talent.

Comment by Chris non-C
2008-05-10 11:45:17

Don, you should try being British….. and vulgar….. and a lush*. It worked for old LL.

*well that’s what I heard.

 
Comment by Brent Diggs
2008-05-11 14:33:41

Don, you just need to clone yourself like he did.

Although Doctor Toboggans is still mysteriously absent, he did leave behind his Clone-O-Matic 6000.

I’d be willing to take a whack at it if you like.

After all, how hard could genetic manipulation really be?

My First Attempt

My First Attempt

 
 
Comment by LOBO
2008-05-11 08:17:03

Happy Mother’s Day Camille!

Comment by don
2008-05-12 02:29:20

Yeah. What he said.

 
 
Comment by Debbie
2008-05-12 13:54:56

Crap, I missed the caption contest. No more vacations for me.

Comment by Chris non-C
2008-05-12 14:51:07

Who authorized your vacation in the first place? Get back to work! Those jello sculptures aren’t going to hang themselves!

Comment by Debbie
2008-05-13 15:48:04

I soooo missed you Chris non-C!!!

 
 
 
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