Weekend Bonus - Stimulus Package

by Brent on March 8, 2008

in Commentary

Happy weekend everyone.

Despite appearing to be ever bit as dormant as pork-belly futures, the Buck-O-Quest Economic Recovery series lives on.

In this moving installment we witness the irresistible power of chocolate as applied to our current stagnant situation.

http://www.vimeo.com/760456

A big thanks to Comma Girl and SPF-100 for their generous and uncoerced assistance, Daddy was only kidding about being grounded until Christmas.

Thanks also to Roann for supplying the cure to all out woes: crispy chocolate Toboggans.

Psychiatric Snacks

If only the doctor were so deliciously helpful. Or as silent

Don’t miss any of the Buck-O-Quest excitement, click away:
Part 1- Taking Economic Recovery For A Spin
Part 2- Putting The Economy In Motion
Part 3 - Shoring Up Liquid Assets
Part 4 - The Buck Stops at Last
Bonus - What The Promised Recession Means To You
Bonus 2 - Stimulus Package Video

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Creechman 03.08.08 at 7:00 pm

Great!

Stimulous package should include any movie with Jane Seymour in it. The girl/woman didn’t realize that.

Ackk!

don 03.08.08 at 8:11 pm

I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.

Seriously(??!), the little girl was good.

I realize it was a low budget production, but I hear that Johnny Depp is between Pirate Flicks at the moment. Might consider recasting the lead.

Have a happy Saturday.

Brent 03.08.08 at 10:08 pm

That’s my baby. I might also add that she played an excellent villain (with British accent)in the smash hit DangerCouch and the Tinsel of Doom.

Chris non-C 03.08.08 at 10:16 pm

Don’t let the good doctor see that. He’ll try to absorb it into Toboggan Industries and reset your therapy schedule.

Chris non-C 03.08.08 at 10:21 pm

Another talented Ominous child!! You are in serious danger of being irreversibly upstaged.

Brent 03.08.08 at 11:15 pm

My biggest challenge with that particular package was trying to keep Camille (the Hot Comma Momma)out of it.

In the end, we were both showing signs of growth.

LOBO 03.09.08 at 8:34 am

She is great! I haven’t been able to turn the lights off since seeing ‘Tinsel’ … because of my December tan, my team of shrinks keeps asking me when I went to Florida.

This video, however, shows me that she’s just a very fine actress. Perhaps now I can stop brandishing my menora and screaming ‘THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU’ at all the trees.

(Maybe. I like that all the trees are terrified: it keeps em in line.)

don 03.09.08 at 3:09 pm

Thorazene LOBO. Ask your keepers about thorazene.

Brent 03.09.08 at 10:52 pm

Don, if you had seen the awesome spectacle that is The Tinsel of Doom, you would understand.

Alex L 03.10.08 at 1:39 am

Wow, lucky she was there to help, I’ve heard about them recessions thay can be dangerous, like rickets or mumps.

Brent 03.10.08 at 9:09 am

We’re working on a commercial as well. It is along the lines of, “Help, I’ve fallen into a coma and I can’t get up.”

Debbie 03.10.08 at 11:29 am

I second that.

HCM 03.10.08 at 9:31 pm

Are you calling me fat?

HCM 03.10.08 at 9:33 pm

Don,
I realize that you are trying to be humorous, but Mr. Depp could never replace Brent. He is just not very ominous.

Brent 03.11.08 at 6:00 am

I was say you were lacking a certain dietary discernment.

job 03.12.08 at 9:32 pm

yeah, it’s better if the real doctors see that..or else…

Brent 03.12.08 at 9:48 pm

Or else what, I’ll be permanently tanned?

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