Comments on: Powerful New Weight Loss System

By: Brent

Brent — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:53:06 +0000

Please inform your wife that Dr. Toboggans is available for therapy, he has had good success with these kinds of cases.

If that doesn’t work she could always stick a little Adhesi-Core over her eyes if you should disrobe again in her presence.

My wife says it works great.

By: John O.

John O. — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:32:24 +0000

It seems like a good idea, However I found that was able to “gnaw” through the tape in short order. This may be related to the anomalous angle of my front teeth.

I am also concerned that the silver color of the product makes me look fat.

I asked my wife her opinion, to which she replied:

“It’s too late, I’ve seen you naked…..”

John O.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:51:00 +0000

I would like a light tan color please. It would match my hair better. I don’t believe that anyone believes that they are funnier than you think that you are. You are a humor constellation!

By: Brent

Brent — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:21:30 +0000

My therapist, Dr. Toboggans has encouraged me to open my portals to all comments and face the world on a level footing. He says it is for my own good, but I know he secretly enjoys my pain.

Actually it’s not really a secret, he told me so the other day.

Over the intercom.

As for the colors, he is working on several shades of red and pink to coordinate with various colors of lipstick and nail polish.

I thought it was rather sexist of him to assume that only women would use Adhesi-Core, but he said that any man who needed to use it deserved to wear pink.

He’s kind of old-fashioned that way.

By: rjlight

rjlight — Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:36:49 +0000

Hey, I can finally make a comment! I know you didn’t let me before because you were worried I would be funnier than you! :)

I wondered if it came in other colors–grey is a bit dull. You might want to mention the added bonus of removing unwanted mustache hair at the same time!