The Ominous Comma

In this, my latest video blog, I share with the world a little known secret of of rock stardom.

You’ve heard the CDs, you’ve seen the shows, but until you’ve sampled the unmistakable bouquet of rancid sweat wafting across a poorly lit stage, you haven’t lived the rock star experience.

Hygiene Optional from Brent Diggs on Vimeo.

If you are wondering where I acquired my staggering wealth of experience, then you must not be aware of the spine-tingling, genre-bending, plaid-wearing musical comedy of DangerCouch, a real band of which I am a member and whose fabulous merchandise is still available for purchase by individuals of great taste and distinction.

They are even listed on humor-blogs.com…..somewhere around number 375.

They have yet to be spotted at Alltop, but you are welcome to try.

I recently came across a post at FruitFullTime, the internet’s most trusted authority in the field of professional produce, which proclaimed the many benefits of instilling feelings in your audience.

Which led me to wonder what feelings I am instilling in my readers. Desperation? Loathing? Giggiliness? Giggilomania?

The answer of course, is none:

After all, why instill emotion when you can install it?

“So what shall we put in today Sam, ‘Elation’ or ‘Irrational Attachment’?”

Happy Friday everyone.

Watch for more excitement this weekend and a brand new adventure next week.

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Also watch out for humor-blogs.com. I am still over there, I think.

Like a homesick camel plodding through the arid wastelands of American finance, the Buck-O-Quest Economic Survival Series staggers on past the once-thought insurmountable limits of my attention span, to its long awaited end, providing readers with one last dose of hope, inspiration, and questionable financial advice.

We begin today’s thought-enraging lesson with a letter from yet another satisfied literary consumer.

Dear Author

I am not impressed with the flippant and frankly irresponsible tone you have taken in your self-proclaimed Economic Recovery series. These are serious financial problems we are dealing with, requiring serious measures to be implemented by serious people. I would suggest your words and your time would be better spent in helping your readers climb out of debt and develop fiscally responsible habits to help them stay on the road to solvency. If this proves too difficult for you, please at least get some better jokes.

Disgustedly

Robert B. Pukensmite,

Rising Tide, FL

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Robert,

Thank you for writing, I can’t tell you how much I appreciate reader feedback, even when it comes from a communist like yourself.

Although I find your concept of personal responsibility very amusing, the truth is that you simply cannot fault the American people for living beyond their means, or financial institutions for encouraging them to do so.

Lenders lend, consumers consume, and bankers bank on the hope that this cycle will provide them with a comfortable living for some time to come. This is the nature of global finance. If you must bring responsibility into this issue be sure to lay the blame where it belongs, which of course is with our money.

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Clearly what we need is a way to train our legal tender and instill it with discipline and obedience, just like major financiers do.

That’s right Robert, unknown to the less lucratively-endowed citizenry, millionaires and multinationals alike have long relied of the services of exclusive financial obedience schools to train their vast collections of currency to circulate carefully through the markets and return home, followed closely by droves of stray, undisciplined bills.

Although many Americans lack available funds for instruction, not to mention the sizable fees charged by more illustrious services, there are resources at hand for those willing to start somewhat smaller.

With the help of more modest monetary obedience institutions like the Penny Ranch, average citizens can corral their loose change, preventing its usual vending machine-driven stampedes, and even herd it toward more useful investments.

Thank you again for writing, Robert. The next time you have a brilliant economic breakthrough, please contact my associate Lastdollar Don who I’ve recently subcontracted to handle helpful individuals like yourself.

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Any other readers with questions or burning concerns to address may do so through the convenient and sturdy-looking Ominous contact page, where they will be routed to the appropriate website personality for eventual response.

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This post is all the rage at alltop.com

It is also plummeting faster than gross adjusted median incomes over at humor-blogs.com.

Here is another video blog, comprised not only of motion and picture, but also a surprising amount of hot air.

In this episode I explain, not entirely unlike a young Micheal Jackson garbed in red leather, that I am not like the other video bloggers.

The difference is sure to surprise you. It certainly did me.

Not LikeThe Other Guys from Brent Diggs on Vimeo.

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Also see my friends at humor-blogs.com

I have been told by certain persons of questionable taste, that the wretched rambling of Doctor Harold Toboggans have a mysterious gladdening effect on them.

I find this inexplicable. And sad.

Some have even insisted that doctor be given his own web-page, an effort I have fought with every molecule of my being.

But ultimately in vain.

The Doctor now has his own fan page on facebook, where you can proclaim to the world your naivety and general lack of discernment in the field of psychiatric maintenance.

Go on. Get your celebrity adoration fix. I’ll still be here for you when he lets you down. Because it won’t be gently.

“Do you really believe that my mustache will lose any sleep over your pathetic problems?”